why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.
What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read.